you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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