Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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