Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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