Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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