i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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