Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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