Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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