I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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