well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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