Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i already hear my dad disowning me
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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