you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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