If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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