This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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