I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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