i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hope mine doesn't look like that
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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