I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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