I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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