when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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