Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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