I puked a lego.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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