Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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