Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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