okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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