Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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