2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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