Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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