This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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