It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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