at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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