You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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