honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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