I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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