i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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