is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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