I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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