In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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