omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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