just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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