is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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