Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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