i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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