I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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