Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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