he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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