hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
only you would photoshop your dick
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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