how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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