just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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