its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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