I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
