3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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