so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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