I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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