Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
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what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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