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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.

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  What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.

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• (347): View more from New York

  you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?

  (1-504): View more from Louisiana

  That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.

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