Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.