I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?