I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.