No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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