if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.