Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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