i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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