Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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