please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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