Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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