i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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