i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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